Give the Trix Rabbit His Cereal Already
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For too long has the Trix Rabbit gone unfed. The tyranny of the children grows deeper and deeper with each plot foiled. All that the poor thing wants is a chance to feel the sugary rush flowing throw his veins, the cool mixture of food colouring and milk wash down his six-foot-rabbity throat. He doesn't wish a plague upon your houses, he doesn't wish to wipe out the better portion of the modern world, no, all the poor thing wishes is that one day he will have his simple bowl of cereal.
There was one point when he walked into a store, perfectly unarmed and with a simple aim in mind -- to buy the precious cereal he'd been waiting to have for so, so long. And he got it; he picked up the box, walked casually to the cashier and paid for it with his own hard-earned cash. He was so close, and then it happened. Those tyrant children ran up to him and grabbed it from him, and ate it themselves, no less than a foot away as he watched sadly, helpless to do anything against these terrorist cereal thieves.
No longer will we allow common thievery such as this to go on! What has happened to values of animal rights when we can't even let a sad rabbit have the cereal he so dearly desires? Please, internet, help us in this quest. His nerves are shattering and his psychiatrist bills grow by the hour. All he wants is a bowl of cereal, is that really so much to ask?
There was one point when he walked into a store, perfectly unarmed and with a simple aim in mind -- to buy the precious cereal he'd been waiting to have for so, so long. And he got it; he picked up the box, walked casually to the cashier and paid for it with his own hard-earned cash. He was so close, and then it happened. Those tyrant children ran up to him and grabbed it from him, and ate it themselves, no less than a foot away as he watched sadly, helpless to do anything against these terrorist cereal thieves.
No longer will we allow common thievery such as this to go on! What has happened to values of animal rights when we can't even let a sad rabbit have the cereal he so dearly desires? Please, internet, help us in this quest. His nerves are shattering and his psychiatrist bills grow by the hour. All he wants is a bowl of cereal, is that really so much to ask?
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1 January 2016
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Thomas English
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people people u have had so many commericals with the rabbit not gettin his trix i honestly think its about time and if u dont ur next
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John Cannon
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The Trix Rabbit has too long suffered. It isn't that he's starving perse, there's certainly other food. But none that compares in Rabbit's mind to Trix. The way he is treated is inhumane and cruelty to animals. Consider if there were but one trivial thing
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Sabrina Davenport
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Those kids stole his cereal when he won it himself in an ice skating contest...that's cruel.
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