Harrington getting sent off

We, the undersigned, hereby petition the shipping away of our good friend, Michael Harrington. We strongly believe that the sending away of this man is truly unjust and unconstitutional. Due to the absense of our good friend, our good times as seniors at Mamaroneck High School are truly being inhibited. Michael was a good man who wanted nothing more than to have a good time and to be loved (and perhaps a bag of BBQ Fritos with a side of JOLT cola). The signatures below are thus proving that The Undersigned care deeply about our friend Mike and are willing to attempt the stopping of his relocation.