Honda Si Bill of Rights

It is our heartfelt belief that all Honda Si owners should be entitled to free Premium fuel and right-of-way on all interstates, including car pool lanes. We also demand that every Si come equipped with a Trunk Monkey, that rain be banned from all areas occupied by Si's (including barbeques and picnics), and that Honda dealers are required by federal law to pay us our full purchase price (plus interest) in the event we trade in our Si's. Furthermore, chocolate milk shall flow from all public drinking fountains from this day forth.