I, Osama Abdallah, am a dajjal, deviant and a kafir as well as a terrorist supporter

I am deeply disturbed from the many ignorant things that I have said over the years, including my support for fanaticism and terrorism [1]. Many Muslims have come to hate and despise me since I have come to say things which all mainstream Muslims reject.

I, Osama Abdallah of answering-christianity [2], am guilty of:

. Declaring everyone a salafi even if they are not salafis simply because they disagree with me.

. Considering myself as a scholar of Islam when I have not even read a basic book on Islam in all my life and just make things up that suit my mind.

. For thinking that I am an authority on Islam for writing a number of trashy and garbagy papers on Islam.

With this I sincerely ask myself and my fanatical supporters to either step down or to change my and their evil fanatical views that are only hurting Islam.

But the shaytaan within me keeps tempting me to continue with my dajjalic ways. I need help.

I request all good and mainstream Muslims to sign this petition since I, Osama Abdallah, am a follower of shaytaan.


1. See my support of terrorism here:

a. In this paper (http://www.answering-christianity.com/911_in_islam.htm)I argue that the attacks of 9-11 were probably prophecised in the Quran (This is my personal view, actual scholars would disagree with me. But I am the great Osama Abdallah, so I am right). Did you know that in the original version of this paper, I addressed these pictured hijackers with these words: "The Martyrs: May Allah Almighty rest their souls." see this here: http://web.archive.org/web/20030415001159/http://answering-christianity.com/911_in_islam.htm

After a great many months had passed, it occurred to me that the FBI would soon shove something big up my ass upon reading these words of praise. So, although I don't mind small things being shoved up my ass, I cannot allow people to do violence with my ass with big things. So, I decided to quitely reword the above paper just to be on the safe side and to save my ass.

b. Similarly, I also personally believe that Osama Bin Laden is a great hero of Islam. Like me, he too has no formal education in Islamic studies and makes things up using his dumb ass mind (the lack of it), ignoring all the scholarly literature and avoiding to learn Islam from qualified scholars. Just like me, amazing! These striking similarities between the two of us (plus, we have the same first name! is this a miracle or what?! aww...) really touched my ass, I mean heart.

c. Now you may think that these were my old views and that I changed my views (never bothering to inform the readers that I allegedly changed my views), but this is not the case. In this paper which is still up and running on my trashy website, http://www.answering-christianity.com/tribute_to_america.htm , I admit that I justified the 9-11 attacks and still justify them. I write in this paper:

"You might find this article contradicting and odd since I justified the 9/11/2001 attack on the US. The reason why I justified the attack on the US wasn't because I hated the US and the American people. On the contrary, I love the US and the American people, and I spent most of my life in the US, and I am a US citizen and I would defend the US with my blood. I would never break my covenant with the US as a law abiding and loyal citizen."

I love you so much that I justify 9/11! I mean, am I a dumb ass or what? I would do anything for umreeka the great, even give up my miserable and looser life, but I justify 9/11. In the paper I offer detailed arguments regarding the reasons I still justify 9/11. In fact I am such a huge fan of the 9/11 attacks that I went on to write:

"Just for the reader to know, if my very own son was in one of those world trade center towers and died because of the collapse of the tower then I would still hold the same views!"

I concluded with these words to show my love for the 9/11 attacks:

"But a real believer in GOD Almighty can never be a hypocrite nor a coward. You don't know how much problems my views had caused me in real life. But I didn't care and I still don't care, because it is the Truth, and the Truth here is: The US had committed secret crimes against humanity, and in return, humanity has the right to give it back to the US, even if this would cause all of my family members to get killed in the process."

How ironic, I said all this in a paper entitled "Tribute to the United States of America"! I will sum up my tribute as follows: yes, I love america, but your government did this and that in other countries so I say that the american civilians, innocent men, women, and children, deserve to be killed and thats why I am just madly in love with 9/11. Am I a dumb ass, or what?

Then I went on to say how proud I am for being an American, how I love America and my American brothers and sisters. I said this because I don't want the FBI to snatch my green card and send me back to the tent lodged in a refugee camp from where I came from. I was hoping that by writing such words, the readers will forget my unhesitant support for attacks such as 9/11 which I just presented a few paragraphs above. Yes, I love all Americans just as I love 9/11.

Will someone call the FBI and tell them that I support and defend 9/11 with all my heart and soul?


2. The online petition is created by [email protected] I am that person. Yes, indeed, I am the real Osama Abdallah, lest anyone dares doubt, because the email address has my original name without any extra characters (such as numbers) added to the end of it. This is the convincing proof that I am indeed "the" Osama Abdallah. Brothers and sisters, this powerful argument of mine proves once and for all that I am a very intellegent and sophisticated individual, who thinks very carefully, and not just a crazy stupid dumb ass moron as many claim. In other words, I, Osama Abdallah, was the first person to think about acquiring an email address for my name "Osama Abdallah". Anyway, notice the hypocrisy and the childishness of myself, Osama Abdallah, the hateful and dumb dajjal because I have now shot himself in the foot.