John Petrucci: Grow Your Frickin' Hair!
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We do hereby proclaim that John Petrucci, of the kickass prog metal band Dream Theater, ought to grow his hair out long again, like it was back in the mid 90s. Also that he should just stop styling/dying/spiking it like a 15 year old scene kid.
Why? Because he just looks so much cooler the old way. And there was really no good reason to hack it all off in the first place. This is of course, unlike his unfortunate, balding bandmate, Jordan Rudess, who had good reason to do so.
So please, we beg that immediate action be taken, so that our beloved Mr. Petrucci can maintain a shred of street cred among metal fans.
Why? Because he just looks so much cooler the old way. And there was really no good reason to hack it all off in the first place. This is of course, unlike his unfortunate, balding bandmate, Jordan Rudess, who had good reason to do so.
So please, we beg that immediate action be taken, so that our beloved Mr. Petrucci can maintain a shred of street cred among metal fans.
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