Kotaku Euro Editor

Dear Overlords at Kotaku, we request that you make electroshockwave aka katanbobcat aka Mr Pibb aka "that guy in the bushes" your new European Editor. It has recently come to our attention that Luke Plunkett is not European (all this time we thought you were just misspelling Austria) and is therefore not fit to write your Europe-related articles, such as the British sales charts and ummm...

Thus we decided to look among us and put forth our best candidate for the position, the aforementioned electroshockwave. He is well qualified as he has been a part of Europe for quite some time now but by living in the UK he has avoided corruption by those stinky mainlanders. And with a GCSE in English he clearly has all the skills necessary to be a professional writer. Thirdly, and most importantly, he is awake at the proper time to post.