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It appears the CIA Cappn has a sucky ass boss who won't let him get on MSN
@ work, nor will he provide the correct audio equipment so he can function
as a normal employee of the company.

Please sign this petition for CIA Cappn and push his boss to allow the
following:
1: Give CIA Cappn MSN Chat capabilities @ work so he can fit into society
as we know it

2: Purchase speakers, a microphone and sound card if necessary so CIA Cappn
can fit into society as we know it

3: Increase his hourly wage by 0.25 to cover any pain/suffering/emotional
distress caused by the lack of daily communications to the free outside
world

Your signature would be greatly appreciated.

Don't make CIA Cappn sing "Take this job and shove it", and we don't want
his boss impersonating Donald Trump with the "Your Fired" phrase
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