MoFoEskimo Needs Pants

As pertaining to article F, document D, chapter 22, page 17, subsection VI, article M, draft 168 of the compilation of compliance for latency of layering, known hereon as COC LOL*, we the undersigned hereby recommend the movement for contempt in case TT, article 138, station M, shoe-size 12, known as MoFoEskimo**. We insist that his privileges be revoked forthright, and until such agreement is delivered regarding proper attire and full compliance with the less whipped cream, more hot fudge act, that his person be removed from the community known as ACF, and replaced with a non-biological programmed macro, properly designed to continue acting in such fashion till he should see fit to return under proper terms and conditions.

We also recognize the impact the above will impress on this community, however due to the previous ruling of article X, size DD, project LLAMA***, we feel that the above legislation must be carried out as failure to comply may result in:

Hives
Warts
Shortness of Breath
Dizziness
Nausea
IWS****
Loss of Teeth
Loss of Spleen
Loss of Virginity
Wife

We thank you for your continued support, and would look forward to serving your needs in future, providing the cat stays in the bag, and the chickens do not come home to roost.

*Not to be confused with Code of Conduct? LAUGH OUT LOUD!
**Not to be confused with the real MoFoEskimo, who can be found on an instant messenger near you.
***LLAMA (the) Lynea Loves All Men Association
****IWS Internet Withdrawal Syndrome