Nikeishas Party

After the awesome party that was NIKEISHAS AWESOME 14TH BIRTHDAY PARTY of 2005, the world was left with a sense of awe because the party was just so damn cool. Fun was had by over half the population, while the other half thought it was like, a bajillion times better than ... Davids party. When 2006 rolled around, we were greeted to Cristinas party which was of equal awesomeness! We thought it was too good to be true, Cristinas party one week and Keishas the next. And it was too good to be true. We were greeted with the horrible news of no party! What! The world was hit with an astonishing blow, riots broke out in Germany, Russia and Japan, while the damn Koreans broke into fits of laughter because they weren't invided to the last party.

So, what can we do? What can the world do to bring back this awesome party, and have the best fun we've ever had since 1999? We can make this petition and get the world to sign it, and we'll show whatever is that is stopping us from having this awesome party, that if we don't get it, more riots will break out and those guys that got angry over the drawing of Muhammed will get infinite+2 times more angry. We want Nikeishas Party! When do we want it? NOW!!