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PEOPLES OF THE WORLD, HEAR THIS. I LAMONT CRANSTON REPRESENTING THE CAUSE OF PROGRESS AND NATURISM DECLARE THAT AS CLOTHES ARE A SUPERSTITIOUS RELIC OF THE DARK AGES AND THE PEOPLES OF THE FUTURE WILL LIVE THEIR LIVES FULLY NUDE AS ALL FREE AND ENLIGHTENED PEOPLE KNOW IS THE RIGHT WAY. STAR TREK IS A WONDEROUS VISION OF MAN EXPLORING THE STARS IN THE CAUSE OF PEACE, BUT IT IS FACTUALLY DEFICIENT BECAUSE OF THE TIME PERIOD WHEN IT WAS MADE (1966-2005), REQUIRING THE ACTORS WEAR CLOTHES, RIDICULOUS ENCUMBERANCES PREVENTING TRUE EXPRESSION AND JOY OF OUR GLORIOUS BODIES THAT NATURE HAS GIVEN US. NOW WITH COMPUTERISED EDITING AND GRAPHICS IT IS POSSIBLE TO ALTER THE OLD FOOTAGE SO THAT THE ACTORS ARE NUDE. THIS IS TRULY THE WAY WE WILL REACH OUT TO THE COSMOS! WE DEMAND THAT RICK BERMAN CORRECT THIS DEFICIENCY AND RELEASE ALL NUDE VERSIONS OF STAR TREK, NEXT GENERATION, DEEP SPACE NINE, VOYAGER, AND ENTERPRISE.