Petition for the AUMB to cease to exist

By signing this petition I hereby agree that the Auburn University Marching cease to exist. I no longer wish to hear a trombone section poorly cover Richie Sambora's cheesy guitar riffs in "Living on a Prayer". By signing this petition I also agree that I would rather watch Ozzy Osbourne himself show up to Jordan and bite the heads off of bats every third down than listen to the intro of "Crazy Train" one more time. I hereby acknowledge that if the AUMB does not wish to cease to exist that they come up with some new material that the crowd, and more importantly the players, will enjoy (Sans 'War Eagle' - That ones cool).