Petition for the Release of the Next Fifteen Chapters of "Trapped in the Closet"

Dear Mr. Kelly,

We, the public, demand the release of the next fifteen chapters of Trapped in the Closet. It has been three years since the last installments were released and since then, the epic saga has been left unresolved, leaving its devotees unsatisfied.
As we have been waiting, Trapped in the Closet has taken new forms, becoming both a viral sensation and a classic work that blurs the line between music video, series and hip-hopera. Since its release, Trapped in the Closet has transcended the exhibition contexts of radio, television and web viewing to live performances and sing-a-longs in theatres. We have breathed life into Trapped in the Closet in the absence of new content. We have lovingly cultivated a relationship with Trapped in the Closet by showing it to our friends and families.
Since then, Trapped in the Closet has found multiple new audiences that have remained remote from each other. That is, until now. We stand in awe of Trapped in the Closet, for its intricacy and R. Kellys vocal dexterity in telling the story of Sylvester, a regular man who simply wanted to go home after a one-night stand. To deny your fans the next installments of Trapped in the Closet is to deny this generation their Odyssey, their Dallas. Leaving the story unfinished would be one of the greatest tragedies of pop culture in the 21st century.