Petition to Declare Daniel Bond God Of All That Is

For too long, false God's have plagued our society. To remedy this, Paul Daniel Bond of Chicago, IL (an aspiring writer, editorial assitant, and all around pleasant guy) should be recognized internationally as the end all and be all, the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. All should bow and tremble before his awesome might and omnipotence. All hail Lord Daniel!