Phans for an END to Phish's Hiatus
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WHEREAS the band known as PHISH chose to disband for an indefinite period of time, beginning October 7, 2000;
WHEREAS this self-imposed hiatus is now nearly 600 dark days in duration; and
WHEREAS said hiatus has seen the election of an addlepated trust fundbaby to the highest office in the world, unprecedented international
turmoil and unrest, the wholesale repeal of environmental protections,
and the release of Mariah Carey's "Glitter," all of which suggest a dire cosmic imbalance;
BE IT MOVED that Phish shall be immediately drafted into service of its country;
BE IT MOVED that Phish be called to its higher mission and purpose to grace all who will listen with its music;
BE IT MOVED that Phish shall once again feel the love and respect of its fans like the first warm rays of the dawn of the new millennium;
BE IT MOVED that Phish shall descend upon the land without delay and jam like beasts unleashed;
BE IT MOVED that Phish shall uncork a Tweezer that scares the agents of doom and violence back into their hidey-holes;
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Goal
419 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
28 August 2010
26 August 2010
418.
nicole leiby
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26 August 2010
25 August 2010
24 August 2010
415.
Terence Ruane
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23 August 2010
414.
Pat Homa
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19 August 2010
413.
Lyric
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19 August 2010
412.
Kari Bruce
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19 August 2010
18 August 2010
16 August 2010
15 August 2010
14 August 2010
407.
Ed Elder
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I'll admit that the hiatus has provided an opportunity for a lot of people, myself included, to open up to other improvisation-style music. I have never been more open-minded about seeing new acts live and have definitely reaped the benefits of such expl
9 August 2010
20 June 2010
405.
jennifer g
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17 June 2010
404.
Michelle and Matt Sanders
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Please get back together so all the wookies will go back on tour with you!
17 June 2010
403.
Adam Sokolic
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i need to feel the feeling of 20000+ people all hitting the BOY in YEM at the same time :)
17 June 2010
17 June 2010
401.
Rachel Jennings
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8 June 2010
7 June 2010
399.
the dude
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7 June 2010
398.
Jim Keogh
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BRING BACK PHISH...I NEED THE LIVE SHIT RUNNING THROUGH MY VAINS...CAN'T BURN ANOTHER SHOW...
31 May 2010
397.
Leanna Nickel
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19 May 2010
11 May 2010
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