Ptition to Allow Dissenting Views on BengalsWorld.com

We, the undersigned members of BengalsWorld.com (Probably just Mike aka "King87" aka "MALULAGA!!!" and Marty aka "Mortgage_man_X" aka "Goddamned cock sucking buddhist fag snake in the grass whose kids will only miss him for 20 minutes") resent the manner in which dissenting views are squashed by homers such as JSCL.

Therefore, by signing this document, we hereby demand that:

1. All Bengals fans opinions must be respected, even as it pertains to Marvin Lewis, Mike Brown, the Front office, or the Ickey Shuffle

2. The first provision does not apply to fans of any of the other 31 teams, or to those that claim to have more than one favorite team. Nut up or shut up. Nor does it apply to any illegals on BengalsWorld illegally (YOU LIE!)

3. Any moderator (JSCL, aka Guido Homer) who moves said thread must be punished, by being stripped of his mod status and being taunted with a yellow screen name for 7 days.

4. The provisions of this petition shall be null and void if the Bengals win 5 straight Super Bowls

5. Any nepotism by admins towards said moderator shall be greeted with equal punishment and a message board wide shunning.