Remove Hugo Johnston from Huntley House Flat G, Reading.

Under his many aliases Mr H. J. Johnston, (also known as Poogo, Ugo, Gay Duck, John, Dickhead, Kitty, Mr. Perfect, Daddy Hugo, Baby Hugo and many others) has caused havoc throughout the flat, the building and the whole of the Bulmershe Campus. We have put up with this for a long time, and at periods we have tried to meet his levels of perfection, but alas we cannot seem to. As such we have to request he is removed from the flat, building, campus and the town of Reading, as the trauma of his presence is too great.