Remove Rachael Ray from Triscuit boxes
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Dear Sirs:
We the undersigned, lifelong delicious Triscuit cracker-lovers, hereby request that you remove Rachael Ray from your previously unspoiled packaging. To stain your classic presentation with a no-talent, unattractive, crow-voiced, good-for-nothing goes against everything that we have come to know and love about your yummy crackers. Furthermore, we cannot understand how something that harrowing can morally be tied in with the wheaty goodness with which you have honored the world. Our loyalty is unquestionable, but we feel betrayed being FORCED into association with something that utterly worthless every time we exchange our hard-earned monies in return for your glorious product.
We ask that a full recall is issued under the reasoning that her image may cause sterility and birth defects, with the collected boxes thenceforth razed in public view with the utmost haste.
We will not rest until vindication is achieved and the boxes are returned to their previous, timeless state with nothing but Triscuits, lunch meat and possibly assorted antipasti allowed to grace the facade.
We the undersigned, lifelong delicious Triscuit cracker-lovers, hereby request that you remove Rachael Ray from your previously unspoiled packaging. To stain your classic presentation with a no-talent, unattractive, crow-voiced, good-for-nothing goes against everything that we have come to know and love about your yummy crackers. Furthermore, we cannot understand how something that harrowing can morally be tied in with the wheaty goodness with which you have honored the world. Our loyalty is unquestionable, but we feel betrayed being FORCED into association with something that utterly worthless every time we exchange our hard-earned monies in return for your glorious product.
We ask that a full recall is issued under the reasoning that her image may cause sterility and birth defects, with the collected boxes thenceforth razed in public view with the utmost haste.
We will not rest until vindication is achieved and the boxes are returned to their previous, timeless state with nothing but Triscuits, lunch meat and possibly assorted antipasti allowed to grace the facade.
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50 signatures
Goal: 100
Latest Signatures
16 November 2015
50.
Gigi B
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Please remove Rachael Ray from Triscuit boxes! She is contributing to the obesity problem in America, especially in children, and is not an appropriate spokesperson for your products.
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10
21 October 2015
27 June 2015
48.
Mia Velasquez
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Rachael Ray is such a disgrace to cuisine and Italians! She is rude, immature, and a very bratty woman who deserves not even a television show.
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10
5 January 2015
13 November 2014
28 October 2014
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25 August 2014
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Marissa K
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I'm insulted that you would put that filthy skank on your products.....You just lost a longtime customer..
Passion level (1-10)
10
23 November 2013
30 August 2013
15 June 2013
40.
Linda G
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Please take her off the boxes,she makes me want to vomit. I will not purchase anything with her face on the box.
Passion level (1-10)
10
20 November 2011
23 January 2011
22 January 2011
37.
Bobby Haney
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Rachael Ray smells like hot garbage and i Triscuits deserve better, say maybe one of the girls from Hawiian Tropics!
Passion level (1-10)
20
31 December 2010
28 December 2010
6 December 2010
34.
Robyn E
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I will no longer be able to enjoy your product until she is removed from the box.
Passion level (1-10)
10
10 September 2010
15 March 2010
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22 June 2009
26 August 2008
24 August 2008
28.
Chickenstock Downs
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If Nabisco doesn't remove that idiot's ugly mug from their packaging I will never buy their products again!
Passion level (1-10)
10
18 October 2007
27.
Megan Roy
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1st Wheat Thins, and now Triscuits! What's next? Down with Rachael Ray.....
Passion level (1-10)
10
12 October 2007
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