Rhiannon must die
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I hope that you are aware that there is a certain girl in this world who goes by the name Rhiannon. She thinks she is the queen of the animals, and you are the King of the World. I am aware that this is really offending to you as you are a superior being whilst Rhiannon is inferior. God, please punish this being. Flood her house, Blow up her house, like you did to the awful sinners. God. Rhiannon is Satan's Incarnate. She is going to take over the world with her Dolphin Army. Please punish her. She has had a crush on David Dong, another inferior being who has a personality of laughing at everything he sees, hears, tastes, smells or touch. They are going to take over the world by killing all the trees and the world will be forced to hear the evil laughter of David Dong. God, please rid the world of the dreadful couple.
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