Save the Piсatas

Hey Guys,

I hope that your summer is going great and you're surviving the heat by knocking down some magaritas and day old slices of whole wheat wonder bread. I'm writing because their's an issue that not only concerns me, but also concerns you and the very future of our country. The only reason i'm writing this is because I feel it's an issue that has to be dealt with right now before it's too late. You are all probably nodding your heads right now saying, "Ahhhh Si Senor. Yo comprendo. Tienes churro?" That's right - what i'm talking about is piсata abuse.

While surfing the world wide web (aka internet), I ran into a very disturbing video. You can see it by clicking on the link but be warned - your areola will probably widen by 1 inch and you will begin to sweat profusely behind your ears where occasionally it smells like cheese if you don't wash for like 1 or 2 days. The video is found here: http://gameads.gamepressure.com/tv_game_commercial.asp?ID=1108.

Times are changing muchachos and we live in a world where violence is the right answer which is the wrong answer for the right answer to the question "What is the right answer for the world?" Too much confetti has been shed and it's time to step back and take control. Now, I don't normally stay home on a Friday nights, chill out with my parents and watch Everybody Loves Raymond, but tonight allowed me to create this online petition to stop the beating, torture and mutilation of piсata's all over the world. Whatever political affiliation, religion, or sexuality you do or do not belong to, piсatas have the right to be treated like any other creature that walks the cara of this mundo.

Please sign the petition so you can sleep at night.

Drinking Green Tea and Giggling,

Dario Paone