Shave Kyle Orton&#039;s Neckbeard

From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.

We are aware of its superstitious properties you believe allow you to continue winning, but surely the pure ugliness that is your neckbeard far outweighs any positive benefit you may reap from sporting that hirsute nastiness.

Should you fail to at a bare minimum trim your neck-whiskers prior to the next time we spot your grisly, hideous visage in High Def, we shall be forced to boycott any and all Bears-related events, apparel, and other such products forthwith.

One last thing - we think it would be really nice if you shaved it into some sort of Jake Plummer-esque pornstache.

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Goal

400 signatures

Goal: 1,000

Latest Signatures

400. Jim N | В

399. Chris S | Go check out the official Shave Kyle Orton website: www.shavekyleorton.blogspot.com

398. Chase Avery | Shave it and give it to the homeless for clothing.

397. Rogo Espinoza | I don't know if it will help your looks, but its a step in the right direction

396. Kelby Jp | I support this petition

395. John C | You need to shave and then let Grossman get on the field

394. You Allp | too much for your housing and food!

393. Donovan M | Don't listen to these fools. Embrace the neck beard. It helps prevent Chunky soup burns and makes a nice cushion for your chinstrap!

392. Josh B | I support this petition

391. Kyle Ortonsm | I wish I never gave birth to you

390. Patrick P | Comb those bangs back too. You look like a 9 year old.

389. Brian W | Shave it off and look like the starter you should be.

388. Matt K | For christ sakes, get rid of that rat on your face

387. Dustin R | I support this petition

386. Chase Bankparkr | Neck Beard - Griese 08'

385. Paul Owens | I support this petition

384. Beebo Watkins | I support this petition

383. Steven B | shave ur beard!

382. Alex T | Please shave it before your start this weekend.

381. Bryan F | I support this petition

380. Rex G | You have an awful beard and you suck at life

379. Brett F | Duse, leave him alone, his beard is charismatic. Wish I had one. But then I would suck as much as he does. GO PACKERS!!!

378. Packers S | Orton is Ugly

377. Guy Whowrotethebleftwichc | I suck and I am retarded too!

376. Chuck N | Chuck Norris is gonna have to do something about this beard situation

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By: Lorraine Ray

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Petition target:
Kyle Orton

Shave Kyle Orton&#039;s Neckbeard

Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard