Stephen Joel Trachtenberg vs. Stephen Colbert
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Whereas
Retiring GWU President Stephen Joel Trachtenberg, has attempted to out-Stephen, Stephen by naming himself as the 2007 commencement speaker in his own honor and participating in the SJT House Party 2007.
Whereas
No mortal man can out-Stephen, Stephen.
Be it Resolved
That we, the undersigned, Class of 2007 of The George Washington University, appeal to (the merciful) one Mr. Stephen Colbert, inspiration for Steagle Cobeagle, Americone Dream and the continuing 435 part series Better Know a District, to serve as The George Washington University Commencement speaker on the Twentieth of May 2007.
Whereas
Retiring GWU President Stephen Joel Trachtenberg, has attempted to out-Stephen, Stephen by naming himself as the 2007 commencement speaker in his own honor and participating in the SJT House Party 2007.
Whereas
No mortal man can out-Stephen, Stephen.
Be it Resolved
That we, the undersigned, Class of 2007 of The George Washington University, appeal to (the merciful) one Mr. Stephen Colbert, inspiration for Steagle Cobeagle, Americone Dream and the continuing 435 part series Better Know a District, to serve as The George Washington University Commencement speaker on the Twentieth of May 2007.
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