Stop "Stop Bonsai Kitten" Petitions
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A Petition to Stop "Stop Bonsai Kitten" Petitions
We the undersigned believe that the poor spelling and grammar used by the many starters (and signers) of "Stop Bonsai Kitten" Petitions is evidence of their lack of good judgment and common sense (not to mention a sense of humour). The mere fact that there are dozens upon dozens of these petitions online is further evidence that these well-meaning morons don't even have the foresight to Google something to find out a) if it is even real; or b) if a hundred other morons have already started the same petition, rendering each individual petition less effective.
Aside from the fact that these petitions are tedious and an offense to free speech, the people who start and sign these positions obviously have no sense of priorities - Darfur? Kabul? the AIDS epidemic? Sorry, they're too busy getting their panties in a not over a joke!
Stop the madness! Stop the starting of petitions by gullible nit-wits!
We the undersigned believe that the poor spelling and grammar used by the many starters (and signers) of "Stop Bonsai Kitten" Petitions is evidence of their lack of good judgment and common sense (not to mention a sense of humour). The mere fact that there are dozens upon dozens of these petitions online is further evidence that these well-meaning morons don't even have the foresight to Google something to find out a) if it is even real; or b) if a hundred other morons have already started the same petition, rendering each individual petition less effective.
Aside from the fact that these petitions are tedious and an offense to free speech, the people who start and sign these positions obviously have no sense of priorities - Darfur? Kabul? the AIDS epidemic? Sorry, they're too busy getting their panties in a not over a joke!
Stop the madness! Stop the starting of petitions by gullible nit-wits!
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