Support Professor Witzel And Indo-Eurasian Research Group!

We the undersigned Distinguished Scholars are privileged to know and support Prof. Michael Witzel and his Indo-Eurasian Research group. We strongly endorse Prof. Witzels statements. As Dr. S. A. Farmer a leading Indologist remarked, Prof. Witzel is a wonderful man. Some of his best friends are South Asians, and he has placed many South Asian works in the Harvard Indology library. He has guided South Asian graduate students. Thus all South Asian natives should be grateful to this great Scholar.

As the world's leading Scholars on Indology we are the only competent authorities to decide school curricular content regarding India and its religions and culture. Our credentials have been endorsed by Harvard University, in a letter written by Prof. Witzel. We applaud Professor Farmers revelation that Harvard University's lawyers have reviewed and approved all of Michaels statements,

Professor Witzel is the Editor of a prestigious journal, and is a Fellow of the Americal Academy of Religion. He has five years of in situ contact experience with homo sapiens native to Nepal, and thus his expertise on Indian history and religion are beyond question.

Hindoo natives who are not familiar with western scholarship, and learned English only for functional purposes, are not qualified to speak or write about India or Hindooism. Like their ancestors the brown coolies shipped to the Carribean and East Africa, these are mostly technical laborers who took mathematics and physics classes. They are not qualified to write on social issues. Many of them are graduates of the IITs and hence have grown up in a bubble, in Prof. Witzels lucid prose.

We specifically endorse Professor Witzels wonderful sense of humor in describing Indian immigrants to the US and their offspring in post 2300 of the Indo-Eurasian Research forum, a classic work. We endorse his statement that the Hindoo gene pool needs to be eliminated, just as the inferior races of Europe would have been if stupid Americans had not interfered with competent authorities. We endorse Michaels wish that crematoriums should be built all over America to deal with the hindoos.

Clearly, Professor Witzel has been kind to these aliens. Either they should stay in their places, or they should all go back home to India, as Michael says. We do not care that they may be US citizens living in the USA. We commend Michaels frank insight and wisdom here.

We further commend Dr. Sudha Shenoys analysis on the problem of Hindutva influence in America, and why Americans are too stupid to understand this. Dr. Shenoy represents the cream of IERs international expertise. She is infinitely more competent than any uneducated lay hindoo nationalists to decide what should be taught to their American schoolchildren. We applaud her for explaining that our disdain for Indian languages reflects only our superior tastes: we are well-versed in Western Civilization, and proud of it.

We are gratified that Prof. Witzel and Steve Farmer posted the Christianne Amanpour documentary on hindoos cleaning toilets in India. We are glad that all hindoos and their classmates will be able to see that in school. We endorse the article that we hired Scott Baldauf of the Christian Science Monitor to write. We are thrilled by the comments in the Yahoo Forum below that article about India and hindoos. We support dotbusters. In conclusion, we urge all lay people especially Americans to support Professor Michael Witzel. We also commend Dr. S.A. Farmer for taking the initiative to defend him as an unbiased expert.

This Petition is submitted on behalf of the top Indologists in the world by Fiends of South Asia (FOSA) and Dalitstan.org, an evangelical ministry of St. Albans Church.