The Inclusion of A Screwy-Based Smilie on WTF.com

If you are reading this, you've AT LEAST heard of the magnificent Screwy. Be it his revered posts on WTF.com, or his cleverly incestuous prose, he's become somewhat of an intraweb celebrity. This petition is regarding the fabulousness of WTF.com, the best website on the webterweb. Now, anyone who's actually visited the site knows that it is near perfection as far as websites go, but there could be a few improvement. CL could have sex with me, and I could have my own smilie. This petitioin regards the latter. Yes, I, Emeror Screwywobbles, have created a smilie. It could be used for many things. Maybe you could use it to show that a certain post or saying is similar to my mannerism, something I'd say. Maybe you would use it as a substitute to my name. Instead of, "Hey, Screwy, my dear master an superior!", you could say "Hey, !". It's up to you.

It's also up to you to to sign this petition, which will be shown to the great Lords of WTF.com, the administrators. When enough of you have signed to appease their eternal hunger for e-signatures, our destiny shall be. YOUR DESTINY SHALL BE FULFILLED.

The smilie lies here:

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