The Pwnage of Jesus
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This petition is a petition to all the people in the world, saying that Jesus does indeed pwn and through him we can pwn as well.
Proof: using Logic and Algebraic Properties
KEY:
Implies: =>
BiConditional (Implies Both Ways):
e.g. ( p => q AND q => p ) = ( p q OR q p )
Given ------------ ** Jesus died for us and has overcome the world
'' ----------------- ** Jesus has overcome the world Jesus Pwns
'' ----------------- ** Jesus Pwns He is the Son of God
'' ----------------- ** He is the Son of God => All he says is true
Transitive Prop. -- ** Jesus Pwns => All he says is true
Partition Prop. --- ** Jesus has said that we pray to God and we will receive everything we ask of God
----------------------- in Jesus' name (Thus the use of the phrase "In Jesus' name I pray" in prayer),
----------------------- AND All he says is true => we will receive everything we ask of God in Jesus' name
Given ------------ ** We pray and receive We Pwn
Transitive Prop. -- ** Jesus Pwns => We Pwn (because of Jesus)
-End of Proof-
So, from this we can see that
If Jesus Pwns Then
We Pwn (Because of Jesus)
Final Conclusion: Jesus pwns, and through him, we, the people, can pwn as well.
So let's acknowledge to the world that Jesus Pwns and he is our Lord and Savior by signing this petition
Proof: using Logic and Algebraic Properties
KEY:
Implies: =>
BiConditional (Implies Both Ways):
e.g. ( p => q AND q => p ) = ( p q OR q p )
Given ------------ ** Jesus died for us and has overcome the world
'' ----------------- ** Jesus has overcome the world Jesus Pwns
'' ----------------- ** Jesus Pwns He is the Son of God
'' ----------------- ** He is the Son of God => All he says is true
Transitive Prop. -- ** Jesus Pwns => All he says is true
Partition Prop. --- ** Jesus has said that we pray to God and we will receive everything we ask of God
----------------------- in Jesus' name (Thus the use of the phrase "In Jesus' name I pray" in prayer),
----------------------- AND All he says is true => we will receive everything we ask of God in Jesus' name
Given ------------ ** We pray and receive We Pwn
Transitive Prop. -- ** Jesus Pwns => We Pwn (because of Jesus)
-End of Proof-
So, from this we can see that
If Jesus Pwns Then
We Pwn (Because of Jesus)
Final Conclusion: Jesus pwns, and through him, we, the people, can pwn as well.
So let's acknowledge to the world that Jesus Pwns and he is our Lord and Savior by signing this petition
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Goal: 100
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44.
Mrx Petersen
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Are you a christian?
No
Have you pwned today for Christ?
No
I did however pwn today thinking about jesus christ his long brown hair and that toga thing he wore my god I could pwn myself all day thinking about him up on that cross!
12 August 2013
43.
Jesus C
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Are you a christian?
No
Have you pwned today for Christ?
No
Thank you my children for signing this petition I do infact pwn all! Everyone that signs this petition shall be granted entrance to the mighty pwnage. You all know where that is... (Heaven for y
23 June 2013
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40.
Tommie R
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Are you a christian?
No
Have you pwned today for Christ?
No
Jesus is the one I pwn for.
25 November 2012
39.
Lamezor Richards
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Are you a christian?
No
Have you pwned today for Christ?
No
Jesus is teh pwnerer !!
26 October 2012
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Opkjo
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Are you a christian?
No
Have you pwned today for Christ?
No
OMG what lvl is he - I got maxed combat stats and can to p0wn anyone pl0x
31 August 2011
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27.
Dustin D
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Are you a christian?
No
Have you pwned today for Christ?
No
Christ Pwns Like all the time I bet he uses God Mode
4 June 2011
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