The scrap Red Carpet Massacre and release Reportage

Having heard half the album we feel that it is very lacking in quality and tracks like Falling Down fall seriously short of the standards fans expect from a Duran album. Songs like it are more suited to the audience of say Take That or the Backstreet Boys. On the other hand we are excited about the so called Lost album even more so when we hear the band talking about it. With Reportage this could've been a fresh new phase for Duran to enter into, rather than selling themselves short by pandering to pop chart tastes of the moment. We feel Duran Duran are smart enough to realize the shelf life of a short 15 minute "Pop Trash Movie." And so, all of us at the Laugh at Duran League, alternatively known as the Duran Are Over The Hill Club or The RCM Sucks Army, and on behalf of anyone else who is upset over the Timbaland sellout, we ask that Red Carpet Massacre be scrapped in favour of the originally planned release, Reportage. Scorn this petition and we will answer or rather NOT answer with our wallets. G'day.


The Laugh at Duran League and others