Title Shot For Stixx

In the second half of June this year he shocked the world.

The dozens, and DOZENS of the V'Dub heros fans, the Stixxamaniacs stood in shock as they witnessed their defeat AXO world champion the BStyle in a non-title match.

As the 1-2-3 was counted, the world stopped - people stood in the streets unable to comprehend what had just happened, the handicapped forgot they couldnt walk and jumped out of their wheelchairs to sing and dance, even Osama Bin Laden emerged from his cave, proclaimed himself a proud Stixxamaniac and then shot himself in the head after screaming "TERRORISM IS GAAAAAYYYY".

The years of Stixx being the biggest joke in AXO are over. No longer can Count Smokula call him an "idiot blah". No longer can Chopzilla think of Stixx as his personal chopping bitch. No longer can Zygor consider Stixxs career being deader than him.

The Alcoholic Icon is now back on top.

And now, what happens next?

Well, having defeated the AXO World champion, surely OUR PIMP, Pacific Island of Maui Player gets what he deserves, his shot at the greatest prize there is, his title shot for the AXO World Championship. The BSC must be knocking his door down, begging Stixx to show at Summer Shitfest 2006 and rock the house and win the World Championship for all his Stixxamaniacs??

No.

NO?????

Thats right. The AXO Championship committee don't see Stixx as worthy of a title shot. Is it that he doesnt have the right look for a champion? Does he drink too much beer? Does he smell too bad? Is it just because hes our NEXT American Idol?

Or is it because they are scared Stixx might just do the impossible; he might live the dream and hit the jackpot again, defeat the BStyle and be the new AXO CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDDD!!!

And Justin Insane.... the man who took Stixxs shot. You may call yourself "Your Personal Jesus", but the only thing you and Jesus have in common is you both like to hang round with men. Its no wonder you took up Unprofessional Wrestling - getting to grapple a bunch of sweaty men seems your thing. Sure you can claim its only because of your distraction that Stixx beat the BStyle, but your just lucky Stixx was caught up in the celebrations of his victory, or you would have been a victim of the king of Darkness too.

So please people, sign this petition, let the AXO championship committee know they are making a big mistake - Stixx is the Number one contender, and we, the Stixxamaniacs around the world want, no, DEMAND that he gets his shot at Summer Shitfest 06.