Users Against Forum Stupidity

We, the undersigned, hereby declare our hatred for forum posts void of common sense. As forum users living in the real world, we will no longer take having our favorite social localities on the internet overrun with people that don't have the brains to use logic and reasoning while interacting with others. We will not stand by and hold our tongues while these brainless drones waste space in our threads and categories. No longer will we merely pass over topics that make us cringe at the thought of their asininity, no longer will we force ourselves to pretend the grave amount of fatuous posts do not exist.

From this day forward, we the undersigned, will take a stand against all forms of online social foolishness. We will be vigorous in our pursuits, shoving sense and logic down the throats of each and every moron inane enough to waste our time with their immense ineptitude. We will not rest over a single post, we will cram knowledge into every person void of such, and we will psychologically destroy every imbecile too moronic to be converted into respectful beings.

From this day forward, we the undersigned, declare internet vendetta against all forms of stupidity that do nothing more than waste space and our time. No more, we declare!