Carl Weathers for office!

It is time we stepped up and took this serious matter at face value. The truth is at the moment we do not have the holy triumverent in office and this, friends, needs to change. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse "the body" Ventura have taken the next step in their celebritorical-awsomenessnesium-politco-evolution and Carl weathers must follow in pace. Without his guidance how is our great nation going to beat the Russians or stop the invading force of trailer park hick aliens hunting our friends and family? He is the guiding light, the motivational montage behind the true curtain of this country. This petition's intent is to reunite Carl Weathers through politics with his fellow squad mates in order for them to assault the white house with uber machismo, and heart. I believe with their reunitationalism their help can greatly change the way America goes about its day to day lives in a much better way. Let's help the country take a patriotic step towards complete national asskickery. Please help me help you realize the fruition of your dreams. Thank you.