Colette-Elizabeth needs a Lil' Somethin' Somethin'

As the festive holiday season is nearing to us in only a matter of 12 weeks or less, I have realised that I never seem to enjoy it. So this year, I've decided to go all out and write a little Christmas list. It would be SO lovely to actually get what I wish for, and with YOUR HELP, we can make this happen. Here is my top 5 wish list....





1. To still look good at the end of the night as I do when I'm posing infront of my bedroom mirror prior to going out on the town (not like a drowned rat.)





2. To have Kings of Leon take me out on a beer-fueled rock rampage (throwing T.V.s out of hotel windows and trashing the room) meanwhile I have the undivided interest of ALL band members.





3. Have an oompa loompa wait on me hand and foot, serving me my Christmas in the form of an everlasting gobstopper, whilst singing songs from the album "Elvis sings Christmas".





4. To have all elderly women dress up as a different circa of Madonna's reinventions of herself.





5. Make pulling a moonie a mandatory handshake for the festive season. (Farting optional)





If you are good enough to totally be on top form with me on this and support my plight, please add your name to my petition.





You ROCK!