Don Cherry should get the first immortality drug

We, the undersigned, formally request and demand that should a drug be invented, marketed and eventually sold to the general public that would allow for immortality the first recipient must be Don Cherry. He has it within him to lead another generation of not only Canadians but citizens of the world to a better place. Only through his tireless efforts and stylish choice of clothing can mankind move beyond the petty differences that separate us and usher in a new age of peace and exploration of not only the universe but the human soul. On his soap box in his weekly commentary he teaches us the basic concepts that make up life it self:
Touch icing is ruining the game
The metric system was invented by commies
Matt Cooke is a gutless coward

The list could go on and on for aeons. If mankind is to reach for the stars and move beyond the constraints of our galaxy and look within for answers then we will require a strong leader. A leader easily recognizable by their very bold choice of shirt and tie combination's. We need someone willing to stand up to the left wing media for what's right and true in this world. To transcend the barriers we put between each other and within ourselves. I humbly submit that man is Don Cherry.