Duke Nukem Forever: Information Disclosure Petition

The goal of this petition is simple

Since E3 - 2001, 3D Realms has offered next to nothing in the way of information, let alone graphical media or technology demo's. While it is respectable that the company did not want to release misleading screenshots, at this late stage in development, after 5 years at least, there must be something that can be shown for the work put into the game. The community that supports the game continues to support a company that has produced excellent work in the past, but from time to time, a little "reaffirming of faith" is required, something which 3D Realms has not done. Given the extended (read: epic) delay of Duke Nukem Forever, we make the following request.

The following people formally request some kind of official information or tentative screenshot regarding the progress of Duke Nukem Forever. Suggestions include, but are not limited to:

#1: New media on www.3drealms.com (Referred to henceforth as "The Webpage")
#2: A second trailer, showing current graphics
#3: A small demo. Since the game engine is mostly completed, it should be possible to make a 4 or 5 minute tech demo that may or may not exist in the game.
#4: An official "Status" page on "The Webpage", as opposed to a blanket "We're not done yet" page.
#5: An approximate release date

While it is known that requests of this type are generally met with the almighty boot, we feel that a formal request will solicit more success than
"OMG IS IT DONE YET?!?!" (Henceforth referred to as n00bism).