Eliminate Slurpee Spoon Straw

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The spoon straw, serving no useful purpose in todays frozen beverage market, should be eliminated. Too long has the spoon straw hindered consumption of slurpee from the bottom of the cup, it's time to dispose of this nuisance once and for all.



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1)Failure as a straw. Once slurpee level reaches below spoon area, straw is completely ineffective. Need to resort to flipping around and sucking on spoon to finish slurpee. Not pleasant.



2)Not a very good spoon. The first grievance could be overlooked if it was at least a decent spoon. It's not. The spoon portion is too small to be of any use and leads to nothing but slurpee spillage.
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