FOX! GET RID OF YOUR ENORMOUS F$\%KING FOOTBALL ARROW!
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So, FOX, get that ENORMOUS F\%#KING ARROW OFF THE SCREEN during your football coverage that shows that's it's 1st and 10 or whatever. You can't see the damn players, it's distracting as hell, totally without purpose, and obnoxious.
In a typical sports bar, some people like the Steelers, some like the Giants, some like the Eagles, some like light beer, some like teriyaki chicken wings. The only thing that every agrees on, GET RID OF THAT ENORMOUS F\%#KING ARROW! I remember the glowing puck during hockey that got people so riled up. Well, I met at least two people who liked that terrible idea, and I've never met a soul who doesn't hate THE ENORMOUS F\%#KING ARROW.
What function does it serve? Is it for the half-blind, half-deaf, and half-brain-damaged fans out there who don't understand what down it is, and they can't see the yellow first down marker (a great idea by the way, that everyone liked from the get go)? You think there are people out there watching the game who are like "WHAT DOWN IS IT!!! OHHH! I SEE IT'S SECOND DOWN! WHO HAS THE BALL? OOOHHH, THE REDSKINS HAVE IT! THANK GOD FOR THAT ENORMOUS F\%$KING ARROW ON THE SCREEN! I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN WHO HAD THE BALL, WHAT DOWN IT WAS OR HOW FAR IT WAS BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE THE NUMBERS ON THE TOP OF THE SCREEN AND I HAVEN'T WATCHED A DOWN OF THE GAME AND I HAVE A SEVERE HEAD WOUND THAT HAS MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO COMPREHEND WHAT IS HAPPENING ON TELEVISION! WHY AM I YELLING? BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR, SEE OR UNDERSTAND SH\%T! THANK YOU FOR THE ENORMOUS ARROW FOX!!! PLEASE START PUTTING THE SCORE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PICTURE THE ENTIRE TIME BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE THAT EITHER!!! WHAT ARE WE YELLING ABOUT!!!"
GET THAT SH\%T OFF THE SCREEN BEFORE THE PLAYOFFS. YOU HAVE UNTIL THEN. OR ELSE...
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