Gender Neutral Office Supplies For All

We the people of Livejournal do protest at the usage of "male" colored office supplies. By forcing us to write with blue and black pens, the patriarchy is keeping us down! By demanding that we use red file seperators, they mock and oppress us!

We demand that all men, despite their age, color, or creed, be forced to stand around a pink watercooler. We demand purple and pink writing utensils. We demand freedom from this tyranny of gender-slanted staplers!