How Do You Eat Yours?
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Cadburys Creme Eggs are marvellous eggs with a deliciously chocolaty shell and a sickly, sweet, creamy centre we all love them and buy them in abundance at Easter and throughout the short period they are on sale. It is highly annoying when you walk into a shop thinking Mmm, time for a delicious Creme Egg, only to find that, lo and behold, theyve been taken off the shelves and youll now have to wait until next year to buy one. We'd like to be able to buy them all year round.
Without delicious Cadburys Creme Eggs, us egg-buying mortals have been forced to turn to rival brands for satisfaction. Many find it too difficult to cope without Creme Eggs. Below is the tragic story of Matthew, who tragically turned to rival brands when Creme Eggs were taken off the shelves:
When the Creme Eggs were cruelly taken away, I was forced to find comfort in rival sweet brands, such as Skittles. But not even the fruity chewiness of Skittles can match the yummy chocolaty creaminess of Creme Eggs. They truly are the sweets of the Gods. If Heaven endorsed products, it would endorse Creme Eggs. All I want is to be able to enjoy them all year round.
Please save this wretched soul from rival products and put him on the correct chocolaty path. Make Creme Eggs available all year round.
Without delicious Cadburys Creme Eggs, us egg-buying mortals have been forced to turn to rival brands for satisfaction. Many find it too difficult to cope without Creme Eggs. Below is the tragic story of Matthew, who tragically turned to rival brands when Creme Eggs were taken off the shelves:
When the Creme Eggs were cruelly taken away, I was forced to find comfort in rival sweet brands, such as Skittles. But not even the fruity chewiness of Skittles can match the yummy chocolaty creaminess of Creme Eggs. They truly are the sweets of the Gods. If Heaven endorsed products, it would endorse Creme Eggs. All I want is to be able to enjoy them all year round.
Please save this wretched soul from rival products and put him on the correct chocolaty path. Make Creme Eggs available all year round.
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John M
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i put my creme egg in a mug then melt it in the micro then put jam in it and stir and thats it yummmmmeeeeeeeee please send me a box of them they are lovily thyanksxxxx my address is 13 broughton street dundalk co louth ireland thanksxxxxxxx
197.
B Uttm
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I stick mine up my ass and let others enjoy licking it until it melts all over their faces
193.
Steven W
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Every easter years i find that my east er basket has its corect and is duty to bring!back
192.
Stuart B
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Creme Eggs Will Rule For Eternity. When god made them, he made up for all his other sins. Rather than "What is the meaning of life", the real question everybody wants to know is..."How Do You Eat Yours?"
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Confused M
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HOW DO I EAT MINE GOOD QUESTION FIRST I PUT THEM IN A POT STIR IT SHAKE IT AND RATTLE BY BOOTY AND OUT POPS OUT AN EGG AND I SAY COOCKA DOOODLE DOOOO!!!
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David G
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HHHHMMMM I LUV Ccchocolate, i love to eat my creme eggs with my NDS on top and my small dick underneath
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Andy Davis
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kingsize creme eggs = yeh, all year round = yeh, yeh x yeh = profit... makes sense really
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