Invasion of Luxembourg
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Whereas Luxembourg is small and totally full of crap;
Whereas Papparelli is a force and sovereign nation unto himself;
Whereas Luxembourg commits horrible human rights abuses and deserves to be taught a lesson; and
Whereas everybody in the world believes Papparelli should invade Luxembourg,
We demand that Luxembourg immediately lay down its arms, prepare for invasion by Papparelli and prepare to have its crap forcibly removed.
Whereas Papparelli is a force and sovereign nation unto himself;
Whereas Luxembourg commits horrible human rights abuses and deserves to be taught a lesson; and
Whereas everybody in the world believes Papparelli should invade Luxembourg,
We demand that Luxembourg immediately lay down its arms, prepare for invasion by Papparelli and prepare to have its crap forcibly removed.
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50 signatures
Goal: 50
Latest Signatures
25 October 2015
50.
Anguisette Oneal
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Shame on you Luxembourg! Do you feel the maggots of guilt feeding off the rotting corpse of your integrity?
6 October 2015
3 October 2015
48.
Dilimooma Santiago
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I feel the photos are a fake. I checked and found out that the Luxo army would have had to borrow a tank from some other country to have four for the picture. And, be serious, don't we all kick our babies on a Sunday afternoon? I'm against an invasion. Le
19 September 2015
47.
Mller S
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Probeier et emol Manni an du gesдis ewei eng Stдrkt an eis Letzbeuer ass. Ech an denger Platz geing et leiwer net probeieren. Du geheierst angespuart an nie mei eraus geloss.
27 August 2015
46.
Eric Allen
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Waat wells du blпїden Wichser??Gei feck dech an den Knei du Rendveih.Du muss nach en Bruder hun , een alleng kann net esou blпїd sin.Du Toppert do
19 July 2015
26 May 2015
17 December 2014
43.
Jean Claudej
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Dear people of Papperelli, as the Prime minister of the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg I urge you to rethink your planned actions. We are a full member of Nato which incase you forgot means that if you declare war on us the entire Nato will declare war on you.
21 November 2014
2 November 2014
41.
Sarah P
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As current candidate for vice presidency of the United States, I admit that I have never heard of Luxembourg and as such have no doubt it exists in the first place. And if it does, I will be sure to invade it and help you install a true democracy, have th
11 October 2014
7 October 2014
39.
Alan O
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This website is very funny. I own an independent nation too. I think I will declare war on Luxembourg too. You're really cool, Papparelli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 October 2014
38.
Jean Asselbornministerofforeignaffairsofl
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As the Luxembourgish minister of foreign affairs I beg you to attack my boring homeland because it is so boring over here. Maybe we could be brothers in arms and blow up a couple of my comrades (I'd love it to shoot Nicolas Schmit, the vice-minister of fo
9 September 2014
20 August 2014
9 July 2014
35.
The Ruthlessr
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If there were a smell associated with God casting Satan out of heaven, it would be the smell of Luxembourg.
3 June 2014
1 June 2014
33.
Luxembourger Spence
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dumdb ashe (dumb ass ) oh and if u think of invading ull have to deal with my fist up ur ass ripping out ur lungs and setting them ablaze memo: oh and we have a grand duke and dont forget to kiss my ass as it sits on ur dead quivering corpse.
28 April 2014
32.
Eric Hammond
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Waat wells du blпїden Wichser??Gei feck dech an den Knei du Rendveih.Du muss nach en Bruder hun , een alleng kann net esou blпїd sin.Du Toppert do
15 April 2014
23 March 2014
30.
Mgalie Ray
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ma mein lйiven jong ... you should be prepared because Luxembourg (god blesses us) will invasion your country before you can say : moien .... and you know why? BECAUSE WE A STRONG AND GOOD ORGANISED COUNRTY and you are a little crotte de mouche ... ^^ so
8 March 2014
29.
Klein J
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Ech fannen dass du roueg keins op Letzebuerg kommen. Giff dech esouguer nach um findel oof huelen an denn giff ech dat mat der maachen wats du op denger Hirnverbrantner Sait esou schein beschreiws. Du bass soss naischt ewei een klengen Drдcksaak, hun eng
3 March 2014
28.
Ethan K
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I once planned a coup de etat against Luxembourg, and it would have succeeded if it weren't for the work of James Bond
22 February 2014
27.
Borat Rivas
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Jagshemash! I no find wife in Luxemburg (I try once), they no have 1st best prostitute in world and they have men with blue hats who think woman allow vote. Of course. I say glorious nation of Kazakhstan shall invade Luxembourg for Cultural learnings with
4 January 2014
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