Kenan & Kel to Rosh Sheleg '06

For a number of years, RSY-Netzers annual Sheleg event has been in the shadow of the movements much larger and infamous Shemesh summer camp. We strongly feel that this should not be the case, and that the only reason such a perception exists is due to the poor running and administration of the event that withholds it from its own potential. After spending 18 or so days in the summer with a pair of Roshim so incapable that it almost led to the death of several madrachim/chanichim, as well as triggering vital progressions in the 2nd Gulf War, we have decided to start a petition to elect two Roshim who we feel were destined, and perhaps even, dare I say it, sent from G-d himself to live up to the task.

Kenan & Kel.

Here we have two natural born leaders, who never fail to entertain and bedazzle their audience, sometimes to the extent that they can induce involuntary bowel-movement with a one-line gag (hey, it happened once!). You must ask, can any Hadracha training rival years of prime-time Nickelodeon exposure? I think not.

Should this motion be passed, there will be no more Roshim who lack the capabilities to stop touching themselves in a somewhat disturbing and obsessive manner, no more Roshim who are not so far off weighing a metric tonne, and certainly no more dirty, washed-up, second rate hippies junked up on PMS and who knows what else.

This is more than a camp; were trying to create a future, an idea, a dream.