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On behalf of Backer-BND, we make the follosing demands of Michael D. Libert regarding the MSU tailgater:
1) You will not cook lobster, and
2) You will spend a minimal time cooking and a maximal time drinking, hanging out with your friends, and being an idiot, and
3) You will consume a minimum of 3 beers per hour beginning at 7am, and
4) You will make sure that Dumbass Libert, not Responsible Libert, shows up for the tailgater, and
5) You will wear hilarious pants, and
6) You will open a new beer at the top of every hour, regardless of the status of the one in your hand, and
7) You willl conduct yourself under a shroud of disallusionment in which people cannot hear or see you.
1) You will not cook lobster, and
2) You will spend a minimal time cooking and a maximal time drinking, hanging out with your friends, and being an idiot, and
3) You will consume a minimum of 3 beers per hour beginning at 7am, and
4) You will make sure that Dumbass Libert, not Responsible Libert, shows up for the tailgater, and
5) You will wear hilarious pants, and
6) You will open a new beer at the top of every hour, regardless of the status of the one in your hand, and
7) You willl conduct yourself under a shroud of disallusionment in which people cannot hear or see you.
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