I do hereby proclaim October 21st National "Yankees Suck Day". On this day in the year 2004, the Boston Red Sox completed their four game comeback over the Yankees with a feat that had never been accomplished in the history of baseball. To honor this feat, once a year, on October 21st, Red Sox fans - along with Yankee-haters everywhere - will celebrate their hatred for the Yankees in the form of partying, chanting, burning, destroying, etc. I ask for the help of everyone in spreading this message across the country. By signing this petition, I hereby state that the New York Yankees suck, and promise to celebrate National "Yankees Suck Day" every October 21st. I will spread the word of this holiday, so that it may be enjoyed by future generations.