Never-Nudes for a Better America

Never-Nudes and society at large may seem to have little in common, but together we must struggle in the fight for recognition, respect, and basic universal rights for all people, Never-Nudes included. Already, literally dozens of Never-Nudes, including two well known members of German Parliament, have joined in the valiant struggle to do what Gandhi did for India, MLK did for the Negro community, and Che Guevera did all over the world. They fight for freedom. This petition serves to remind the beaurocrats in Washington that they are not tyrants. This is a representative democracy, and yet Never-Nudes have no say in government at any level. If you are tired of DC lobbyists and special interest groups dictating what the interests of the American public are or should be, and feel it is time for Congress to address the plight of Never-Nudes everywhere, sign this petition.