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Dear Juice Head,
We are outraged by the annual display of pecs that takes place on your chest. The images of huge nipples clearly show the world that you have little respect for the state of the worlds muscles and for the conservation of the resources it claims to support.
Many scientific studies show that muscles are in decline. We must take whatever actions are necessary to stop their over-exploitation and to protect nipples that live in them. These muscles do not belong to you, Juice Head. The status of the species of 20 inch necks that you have are either endangered, threatened, or unknown. It is an unthinkable waste that they will likely end up as a meat product or deceptively sold as penises, polluted with toxic levels of protein, killing people that eat it. It is tragic and unacceptable that the remaining 20 inch necks that are not killed will end up destined for death in a gym, sports park, or "american gladiator" program.
In addition, the steroids used to obtain these muscles are cruel.
Corralling the nipples onto breasts, then making them suffer a long and painful death by spears, hooks, and drowning is an inhumane way of training. This action is disgraceful and has caused much disappointment in the international bodybuilding community.
We demand that you, Juicehead, permanently and immediately renounce and stop this exibitionism. We will work diligently to bring this issue to international light until you have ceased your reprehensible violence.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
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