Petition for Sam Oppenheim to attend a New York University!
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This is hereby a demanding petition to have Samuel Harrison Oppenheim to attend a New York University or College. First let us examine several reasons why Samuel should attend a New York school.
New York is first and foremost one of the most financially and politically viable states in the entire United States, if not the entire world. As his dreams for a writer continually grow, what better place than New York. It is the hub for America's freedom of press with the New York Times, and not to mention tens of publishing companies and film companies located here.
........ *slaps proper author*
LETS PUT IT THIS WAY SAM YOU BITCH. IF YOU DONT COME TO NEW YORK YALL BETTER HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO HUSBAND> CAUSE I BE RAPIN ERRBODY.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
~Jason John Andrew Perseus Gabriel McConnell and GANGSTA J.
New York is first and foremost one of the most financially and politically viable states in the entire United States, if not the entire world. As his dreams for a writer continually grow, what better place than New York. It is the hub for America's freedom of press with the New York Times, and not to mention tens of publishing companies and film companies located here.
........ *slaps proper author*
LETS PUT IT THIS WAY SAM YOU BITCH. IF YOU DONT COME TO NEW YORK YALL BETTER HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, AND HIDE YO HUSBAND> CAUSE I BE RAPIN ERRBODY.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
~Jason John Andrew Perseus Gabriel McConnell and GANGSTA J.
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