PETITION TO HACK INTO MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS' COMPUTER TO RETRIEVE THE FULL VERSION OF THE UNRELEASED SONG "THE OTHER FOOT"

MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS IS A HOT INDIE POP ARTIST WHO IS ABSOLUTELY MUCH BETTER THAN KATY PERRY AND WHO ONLY OPENED FOR HER JUST SO THE AUDIENCE WOULD BE UNDERWHELMED BY THE ACTUAL SHOW AFTER SEEING THE OPENING ACT. AT SOME POINT, A MARINA SONG LEAKED BY THE NAME OF "THE OTHER FOOT," A SONG WHICH, ONCE LISTENED TO, INDUCES FEELINGS OF EUPHORIA IN ANY LISTENER. HOWEVER, A TRAGEDY OCCURS 1 MINUTE AND TWENTY SECONDS AFTER THE LISTENER COMMENCES THE SONG: THE SONG ENDS, DUE TO THE FACT THAT ONLY A SNIPPET OF THE SONG LEAKED. THIS IS A MULTINATIONAL TRAVESTY AND WE OF THE DIAMONDS CLUB BELIEVE THAT IT IS FOR THE PUBLIC'S HEALTH AND SAFETY THAT SOMEONE SKILLED BE COERCED INTO HACKING INTO MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS' COMPUTER AND RETRIEVE THE FULL LENGTH VERSION OF THE SONG.