Pimps Should Not Have to Wear Wingtips

Apparently for centuries wingtipped shoes have been the standard footwear among pimps. We believe that this has to change. Wingtipped shoes are horrendously impractical and can lead to major foot disorders later in life. A pimp cannot be expected to maintain good managerial abilities and stay healthy while wearing such atrocities. There are many more important things they already have to worry about.

Wingtipped shoes should be replaced with classier, more comfortable, orthopedic footwear immediately.