Remove Norway from the Internet
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Dear Mr. Gore,
We, the undersigned, hold you in the highest regards for inventing the internet. However, there is one issue that has come to light that noone could have possibly forseen: NORWAY. Norway has no business on the internet. 98.3\% of Norwegians with internet connections use their computers to join english-speaking chat rooms, only to babble incoherently and then flood before being forcefully removed. This issue must be resolved immediately.
Mr. Gore, O Great Creator of the Internet, please remove all major backbone routes to and from Norway. This is the only solution at this point. Thank you.
We, the undersigned, hold you in the highest regards for inventing the internet. However, there is one issue that has come to light that noone could have possibly forseen: NORWAY. Norway has no business on the internet. 98.3\% of Norwegians with internet connections use their computers to join english-speaking chat rooms, only to babble incoherently and then flood before being forcefully removed. This issue must be resolved immediately.
Mr. Gore, O Great Creator of the Internet, please remove all major backbone routes to and from Norway. This is the only solution at this point. Thank you.
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