Say NO to EMO for James Morris

We believe that James Morris (AKA pv, pie-vendor (don't ask me, i'm just writing this piece of crap!) and hairy tramp) should NOT get this gay hairstyle apparently known as 'emo'. Not only will it destroy him for life, it will also force us to bitch-slap him every day for the forseeable future, which would be extremely distressing on his part, and, though fun on ours, rather inconvenient.

"Say NO to EMO!"