Sean and the GWAR concert

We, the undersigned, would like to voice are displeasure with Sean not attending the GWAR concert tomorrow (October 28, 2005). We are in agreement that Sean's backbone is not the sturdiest. In light of this, we will ask Oderus Urungus to reinforce it; however, we request Sean's presence at the Newport Music Hall Friday night so that the operation can take place. We are acting in the best interest of Sean. We will offer to buy Sean a shirt from the Goodwill Store that he won't mind getting stained so as to enitce him to attend this most excellent show. We will be pleased if Sean breaks off his engagement early, skipping the opening three bands, and sees only the Almighty GWAR. In conclusion, we request Sean's attendence at the GWAR concert tomorrow night for his own good.