Send The Elderly to the Sun
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Old people talk too much and are always sad because they are old and dying. They smell like death. With our economy as it is, old people contribute nothing (because they are too old). With the end times near there is not enough food for us all.
The elderly deserve our dignity. What could be more dignified than being the first to colonize the sun??? Nothing. It is a more humane method of population control than a hoalocost or AIDS. We will lure them in with medicine. It will be easy!
What Would Jesus DO??? He would send the old people to the sun.
The elderly deserve our dignity. What could be more dignified than being the first to colonize the sun??? Nothing. It is a more humane method of population control than a hoalocost or AIDS. We will lure them in with medicine. It will be easy!
What Would Jesus DO??? He would send the old people to the sun.
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