spadge

This petition calls for Matthew Edward Mcgivern AKA Spadge to attend the nearest big brother auditions this year. I feel spadges unique character is perfectly suited to the big brother house and he alone will solve the falling ratings. Spadgeoki, punching people for no reason and random insults are traits ideal for the next britsh z list celebrity. Not only will he win big brother but he will make the name spadge one of the most popular brands in the country with merchandise sales alone making him a millionaire. He will also be the figurehead for real ale in this country and cause sales of bishops finger and old speckled hen to soar, unfortunately his love of real ale could cause enemies in the house when they find he has spent the whole shopping budget on his favourite beers. IN conclusion spadge is a star wating to happen, please join me in persuading him that big brother 2008 the year of the spadge is television gold waiting to happen